Friday, May 11, 2007

This deserves a separate post

President Bush said "We will succeed in Iraq"

I say, as so many of my ancestors have been immortalized in saying, "How, white man."

That is all.


That Physics exam was so bad that we're not even going to talk about it.

I just slept through an appointment to get my shots for Costa Rica, which means (drumroll, please), that I have to stay on campus an extra day. I know of at least four people who will be seriously unhappy with me.


Wednesday, May 9, 2007

To Whom it May Concern

To the girl walking in front of me over Beebe Dam Bridge: Your bag is obviously intended to be clever, being a large canvas bag with the words "Stuff to Shlep" written on the side. You probably silkscreened it yourself. But you shouldn't go out of the house with a misspelling like that on your shoulder. Schlepp or Schlep are acceptable spellings. Shlep makes it look like you typoed your grandfather's sheepdog's name.

To all [edit: MOST] Risleyites, ex and otherwise: Get with the program. Life is not about being weird. You guys think that being wrapped up in Risley makes you cool? Well, it actually makes you a loser. So there.

[edit 5/8/07] To Borders: I ordered the damn book a month ago. Yeah, that's right. Well, ok, maybe 23 days ago. Yeah, that's right. And it's not here yet. And you're still making me pay for it? You suck mightily

[edit 5/8/07] To the TA who was at the Physics office hours today: thank you, from the bottom of my heart.

To be continued...