Wednesday, May 9, 2007

To Whom it May Concern

To the girl walking in front of me over Beebe Dam Bridge: Your bag is obviously intended to be clever, being a large canvas bag with the words "Stuff to Shlep" written on the side. You probably silkscreened it yourself. But you shouldn't go out of the house with a misspelling like that on your shoulder. Schlepp or Schlep are acceptable spellings. Shlep makes it look like you typoed your grandfather's sheepdog's name.

To all [edit: MOST] Risleyites, ex and otherwise: Get with the program. Life is not about being weird. You guys think that being wrapped up in Risley makes you cool? Well, it actually makes you a loser. So there.

[edit 5/8/07] To Borders: I ordered the damn book a month ago. Yeah, that's right. Well, ok, maybe 23 days ago. Yeah, that's right. And it's not here yet. And you're still making me pay for it? You suck mightily

[edit 5/8/07] To the TA who was at the Physics office hours today: thank you, from the bottom of my heart.

To be continued...

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